EXPEN$IVE TA$TE: March 2008

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Born to lose!

I am sorry but this is just too much.. I have tried to respect all forms of music,
but this is just shit!Its scary to think we live in a country where the vast majority
actually voted for these fruitcakes.How did George Dubya Bush make it to president?
Well the majority voted for him!!! I just cannot figure this out. Both of these
mystify me. I had heard that this Teräsbetoni had won (if you can really
call it "winning" at all when its Eurovision ) for Finland's contender.
I happen to see them on tv last night and was in shock. Whats funny is that does
Finland actually think they even have a chance
when the band that represents them sings in finnish?? Oh boy! Mind you when
you have to select between Kari Tapio and Ninja..then perhaps
I understand why thesse guys
won. But what is winning really ehh..sorta like >>

Heavy metal is just such crap! To me it all sounds the
same. I don't know what it is about this genre that
keeps peoople interested. I will probably never understand.

God help us all!!

Saturday, March 29, 2008

T.A.P.S = Craps!

Ok im sorry, I have been trying to give this show
a chance, but it doesn't seem to be going anywhere.
I mean these guys never find jack shit!!
Always the same deal.

http://www.the-atlantic-paranormal-society.com/

This show is basically on the scale of cheaters, but deals
with ghosts and so called paranormal activity. The only problem
is that there never really seems to be any. Just a bunch of geeks who have watched one too many
horror flick when they were kids sitting quietly in dark places waiting for something to go crash
in the night. "Give us a sign if there is a presence in this s roomm...""
BOOOOOM!!! and thats the sound of one of the skilled T.A.P.S cameramen
dropping their hi-tech videocam to the floor. " Shit I dropped my
camera duuuude!!!I saw it too man..i swear it brushed
my ear, i felt it!!" No you didnt
you dork!!!

Its just the same thing over and over. They go to some creepy
places film like 20 hours of footage, then spend half the show going over frame by
frame footage of what they think may be an audio clip of an "evil spirit" sneezing
in the night.

I mean to be honest, I don't know how this show even got a budget to
start with. Find some damn ghosts. These geezers just drive around in slick
humvee style jeeps lead by.. I swear a Michael Chiklis look
alike I mean these guys must be long lost twins @
birth (proof below).

The Michael Chiklis clone dude always trys to pretend he is all calm
and composed, but deep down I think he is brickin' himself in the shows. If they ever do sosee
some scary ass ghost he will be the first guys running with his cheap camcorder screaming
Mummy at the top of his lungs..

On every "coming next on T.A.P.S" episode preview they always
show something that scares the living shit out of
you. Then your like "I gotta watch the next episode man something is gonna go down this time!!".
And then turns out they have just edited some
blooper where the guys are clowning
around and haven't actually seen diddly
squat!!

So long T.A.P.S!!!!! You guys are lame!

Suomen Paras Nuori Kuski 2007 finaali

This is an oldie but goldie!!

Where do they grow these people??!!

Oli alapään juttuja, mutta kyse ei ollut mistään syvistä ihmissuhdekysymyksistä

This guy is seriously such
a weiner. In the States its breaking news on
CNN when Brittney Spears gets a speeding ticket. So
in Finland of course we have to have something equally as
entertaining..

The Ilkka Kanerva scandal. He is Finland's ulkoministerii
I actually had to ask Eveliina who he even is (goes to show how much I
folllow Finland's politics. Well I dont seem to be missing all
that much really.Ulkoministeri is Minister for Foreign
Affairs. So that means he gets to have lots
of "affairs" but mostly he is doing that now within Finland only.

Anyhow Ilkka seems to be an sms-pervert.. He likes to send dirtly little messages to
girls and now he has been exposed and will soon feel the wrath of
allah! We all have our little inner demons i guess =)

SMOOTH MOVE ILKKA!

Thursday, March 27, 2008

How come...

all of the hockey adverts on tv or the
ralli-auto commercials always have to have that
same pathetic rän- tä tä tän-tätä - rän- tä tä tän-tätä
rubbish guitar nonsense!!

Watch next time you see either of these two subjects mentioned
on tv it will always have this. And for good measure they always
throw in that speaker who sounds like he has a really strept
throat..Or then has drunk a bottle of whiskey before his speak.

How come..

In movies when 2 people are having a deep conversation, a really intense
scene. How come neither of them either say "bye" or "see you later" or anything when they quit talking?
Is it like some kind of an unspoken rule in film making that its "simply uncool" if someone says
something to terminate a call.

Or then the 2 people will just remain with the phone clinging to their ear until they cut to a new scene.I have never understood that.

Or then how come in a restaurant scene when someone is paying the bill they always seem to have exactly the right amount of cash handy, and or they never wait for change..they just leave the money and they walk out of the restaurant.
Its things like this that just keep me up at night sweating. Jesus H Christ on a popsicle stick!

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

N%gga Please!

Ben & Jerry's

nam nam nam!!!
if you want to create a perfect balloon butt this is the way!
eat one a day and your ass will become Huuuuuuuuge!!

Why have a nice firm ass when you could look like this!

My 2 favorites are surely #2 and #3
I find Phish Food way too sweet.
I seem to be more of a chocolate type of dude.
Some might even say a fudgepacker =)

1.Fudge-packer

1.A term for a homosexual male alluding to the supposed tendancy of fecal matter to become compacted during male on male anal sex. Often it is considered a derogotory term applied to a homosexual male. Also called a donut-puncher, cork-soaker, coke-sacker, sock-tucker.

Clarence is a fudge-packer. He'd like to know if he can push in your stool.

nyt vituttaa!

Chris is now in a relationship with his right hand!
I swear this is the point where I get pissed off with Facebook and say thats it.
I think FB should seriously leave out that stupid option of introducing to the whole world who you are in a relationship with, who you have just dumped, who you have just pumped..

I mean that is just too corny. All they are missing now is the dropdown that allows you to
input a preset of reasons why " I was cheated on, I turned gay over night, i'm just not ready for a relationship right now, its not you, its me".

What is this world coming to. If i were to terminate my FB account right now chances are
people would assume i'm dead.

Monday, March 24, 2008

What the hell ever happend to...

Arsenio Hall

http://www.celebritynooz.com/watn/arsenio_hall.html

Ralph Macchio (Danielsan)

http://www.celebritynooz.com/watn/macchio.html

Mark Hamill (Luke Skywalker)

http://www.celebritynooz.com/watn/mark_hamill.html

Philip Micheal Thomas (Miami Vice)

http://www.celebritynooz.com/watn/philip.html

Jan Michael Vincent (Airwolf)

http://www.celebritynooz.com/watn/jvincent.html

Summer agenda

Well..summer plans need to be made soon. Again this year I think we are going to
go for the Stockmann's Crazy Days. We have managed to get good deals via there for a few years now.

But we don't know which destinations will be on sale yet. Its most likely that there will be some tickets to Asia. Either Hong Kong or Singapore is cool. We would also of course like to make it to Phuket and spend some time there.

As before we have been in Phuket for the so called rainy season. But its never been bad at all.
Way less tourists which is always nice. One may get some rain, but its been lucky for us not too bad ever.

Crazy Days always sucks as you need to be there quite early. Last year we thought 7:30am was an early start but there was only about 400 people there before us so lol.
So I think tickets to any part in Asia is cool, somewhere quite close to Thailand would be convinient.
Most likely 3 weeks would be a good time for our holidays.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiico Suuuuaaveeeeee

Who remember dis??? hahahaha classic
BIZNESS!!

Alright AWESOME!!!!

This is just the best

Bowfinger.Totally crap movie
but Eddie is too jokes in this!
Love it!

My new summer look for the '08!

This is how we roll!

Back when Air Jordan's was cool!

Dunno whatever happend to Jordan's. Seems not only them but many other brands
have gone so spacey you could bounce on the moon with them.
Just way too techy/spacey.

Probably one of my fave pair of shoes back from 1990 was these Jordan's.
With the reflective metallic tongue. Just really sheik hightops.

Mail order though I think would just get too damn pricey. My sister is now in L.A
and im almost tempted to ask her to pick me up a pair, but I don't know if they have the space and all
plus im a little straight outa low cash right now anyhow. Not only women can be shoe nuts you know
Damn I really want these now. They go for about 135 USD..plus then if you mail order your probably looking at close to 200 Euro or so. Quite a abit.

Why are they making this??

http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/theincrediblehulk/

Yes, thats right another Hulk movie. And it looks just as bad as the first one. Perhaps a hair less Shrek
but still..I think some comic adaptations work as films, namely X-men and Batman. But Hulk just is not happening. Shame, as Edward Norton is a pritty cool geezer but I don't know why he decided to take this on.

Before they started making this they said they would stay more in line with the original tv series. But this
looks exactly like the first one. Same huge oversized Hulk. I dont get it. And Hulks nemesis in this looks simply retarded im sorry. Sorta like Spiderman's Sandman lol but a hunchback.

Who knows maybe it will do well for some god knows why reason. Next summer shit or whatever but I sure as
hell ain't gonna be seeing it.

T-Shirts from around the globe

Who can have enough T-Shirts ehh? Here are a selection old and new
from different parts of the world. Some are in pritty bad shape, but i'm still
wearing them!