Born to lose!

I am sorry but this is just too much.. I have tried to respect all forms of music,
but this is just shit!Its scary to think we live in a country where the vast majority
actually voted for these fruitcakes.How did George Dubya Bush make it to president?
Well the majority voted for him!!! I just cannot figure this out. Both of these
mystify me. I had heard that this Teräsbetoni had won (if you can really
call it "winning" at all when its Eurovision ) for Finland's contender.
I happen to see them on tv last night and was in shock. Whats funny is that does
Finland actually think they even have a chance
when the band that represents them sings in finnish?? Oh boy! Mind you when
you have to select between Kari Tapio and Ninja..then perhaps
I understand why thesse guys
won. But what is winning really ehh..sorta like >>



Heavy metal is just such crap! To me it all sounds the
same. I don't know what it is about this genre that
keeps peoople interested. I will probably never understand.

God help us all!!

T.A.P.S = Craps!

Ok im sorry, I have been trying to give this show
a chance, but it doesn't seem to be going anywhere.
I mean these guys never find jack shit!!
Always the same deal.


http://www.the-atlantic-paranormal-society.com/

This show is basically on the scale of cheaters, but deals
with ghosts and so called paranormal activity. The only problem
is that there never really seems to be any. Just a bunch of geeks who have watched one too many
horror flick when they were kids sitting quietly in dark places waiting for something to go crash
in the night. "Give us a sign if there is a presence in this s roomm...""
BOOOOOM!!! and thats the sound of one of the skilled T.A.P.S cameramen
dropping their hi-tech videocam to the floor. " Shit I dropped my
camera duuuude!!!I saw it too man..i swear it brushed
my ear, i felt it!!" No you didnt
you dork!!!

Its just the same thing over and over. They go to some creepy
places film like 20 hours of footage, then spend half the show going over frame by
frame footage of what they think may be an audio clip of an "evil spirit" sneezing
in the night.

I mean to be honest, I don't know how this show even got a budget to
start with. Find some damn ghosts. These geezers just drive around in slick
humvee style jeeps lead by.. I swear a Michael Chiklis look
alike I mean these guys must be long lost twins @
birth (proof below).


The Michael Chiklis clone dude always trys to pretend he is all calm
and composed, but deep down I think he is brickin' himself in the shows. If they ever do sosee
some scary ass ghost he will be the first guys running with his cheap camcorder screaming
Mummy at the top of his lungs..

On every "coming next on T.A.P.S" episode preview they always
show something that scares the living shit out of
you. Then your like "I gotta watch the next episode man something is gonna go down this time!!".
And then turns out they have just edited some
blooper where the guys are clowning
around and haven't actually seen diddly
squat!!

So long T.A.P.S!!!!! You guys are lame!

Suomen Paras Nuori Kuski 2007 finaali

This is an oldie but goldie!!

Where do they grow these people??!!

Oli alapään juttuja, mutta kyse ei ollut mistään syvistä ihmissuhdekysymyksistä

This guy is seriously such
a weiner. In the States its breaking news on
CNN when Brittney Spears gets a speeding ticket. So
in Finland of course we have to have something equally as
entertaining..

The Ilkka Kanerva scandal. He is Finland's ulkoministerii
I actually had to ask Eveliina who he even is (goes to show how much I
folllow Finland's politics. Well I dont seem to be missing all
that much really.Ulkoministeri is Minister for Foreign
Affairs. So that means he gets to have lots
of "affairs" but mostly he is doing that now within Finland only.

Anyhow Ilkka seems to be an sms-pervert.. He likes to send dirtly little messages to
girls and now he has been exposed and will soon feel the wrath of
allah! We all have our little inner demons i guess =)

SMOOTH MOVE ILKKA!

How come...

all of the hockey adverts on tv or the
ralli-auto commercials always have to have that
same pathetic rän- tä tä tän-tätä - rän- tä tä tän-tätä
rubbish guitar nonsense!!

Watch next time you see either of these two subjects mentioned
on tv it will always have this. And for good measure they always
throw in that speaker who sounds like he has a really strept
throat..Or then has drunk a bottle of whiskey before his speak.



How come..

In movies when 2 people are having a deep conversation, a really intense
scene. How come neither of them either say "bye" or "see you later" or anything when they quit talking?
Is it like some kind of an unspoken rule in film making that its "simply uncool" if someone says
something to terminate a call.

Or then the 2 people will just remain with the phone clinging to their ear until they cut to a new scene.I have never understood that.

Or then how come in a restaurant scene when someone is paying the bill they always seem to have exactly the right amount of cash handy, and or they never wait for change..they just leave the money and they walk out of the restaurant.
Its things like this that just keep me up at night sweating. Jesus H Christ on a popsicle stick!

N%gga Please!

Ben & Jerry's

nam nam nam!!!
if you want to create a perfect balloon butt this is the way!
eat one a day and your ass will become Huuuuuuuuge!!

Why have a nice firm ass when you could look like this!

My 2 favorites are surely #2 and #3
I find Phish Food way too sweet.
I seem to be more of a chocolate type of dude.
Some might even say a fudgepacker =)

1.Fudge-packer


1.A term for a homosexual male alluding to the supposed tendancy of fecal matter to become compacted during male on male anal sex. Often it is considered a derogotory term applied to a homosexual male. Also called a donut-puncher, cork-soaker, coke-sacker, sock-tucker.

Clarence is a fudge-packer. He'd like to know if he can push in your stool.